"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
- january: new year, new me.
- february: ewh. relationships
- march: what even...
- april: raiiiiiiin
- may: ewww bugs.
- june: i can't wait for summer
- july: TOO MUCH SUMMER
- august: ugh school.
- september: nope.
- october: spooky.
- november: foodfoodfood
- december: shit.
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I have to see this for myself.
I don’t believe this for a second.
This never works but I’m gonna reblog anyway bc free country